Today's Top 5 Mulligans — Tue 29 Sep 2026

You'd think, watching the U.S. Presidents Cup squad sprint for the 18th green, they'd suddenly remembered a burning desire for a brisk walk after sitting for too long. Nope. Scottie Scheffler, Justin Thomas, and the rest of the gang were actually trying to outrun a potential train wreck at Medinah Country Club.

Le Golf National, a place so imposing it feels like it was designed by a committee of particularly grumpy gargoyles, has a knack for really putting a golfer through the wringer. Matt Fitzpatrick, bless his steady heart, seemed more interested in testing the patience of those stony-faced fellows with a final-round 70 that, while technically a victory, felt more like a prolonged yawn.

So, picture this: public golf courses. Places where, you know, the *public* is supposed to, like, play golf. But apparently, a bunch of enterprising folks figured out how to snag all the good tee times, turning them into little golden tickets they then flogged like they were front-row seats to a dog juggling act.

So, the Australian Senior Open has wrapped up, and guess who snagged the loot? Cameron Pascoe. You know, the bloke who probably has a master's degree in "looking utterly unflappable while the world around him goes to hell in a handbasket."

Michael Brennan's first spin around Black Desert Resort last year wasn't exactly a grand entrance. Forget a red carpet; it looked more like he and his caddie were trying to find the VIP lounge with a crumpled map and the kind of bewildered look you get when you realize you've accidentally joined a guided tour of the gift shop.